Posted 5 months ago

mulaney:

carmellobello:

“It’s Complicated”

(link via)

It’s Complicated is a porno movie for women in their 50s and 60s. It features a college graduation, attractive kids who don’t want to leave home, a group of fun female friends including Rita Wilson, Alec Baldwin, a woman who owns her own Dean & Deluca type business yet never has to work there, Steve Martin with two tickets to a Jazz Festival, a beautiful kitchen, and plans to redecorate that kitchen. Also every man in the movie looks like he was dressed by a group of women. Also all the music sounds like it’s from a Starbucks car CD. The one fatal flaw is that they never show you the new kitchen. Come on!

Posted 5 months ago

egberts:

who looks at an infant and thinks “lets name her gertrude”

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Pointing, counting, the Cumberbatch business [x]

(Source: cumbercrieff)

Posted 5 months ago

benedict-the-cumbercookie:

Benedict Cumberbatch, behind-the-scenes, Third Star

CUMBERCOOKIE

Posted 5 months ago
sometimes law school makes me want to cry, sometimes it makes me want fried spam.
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wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

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ghostmichaels:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

(Source: michaelgclifford)

Posted 5 months ago

allabitofablur:

see-but-do-not-observe:

How does he say it with a straight face? (x)

He’s a good kisser, which helps

Posted 5 months ago
moonblossom:

I love that we get MULTIPLE ANGLES of Rupert being fabulous in Una’s hat.

moonblossom:

I love that we get MULTIPLE ANGLES of Rupert being fabulous in Una’s hat.

(Source: lesmissekat)

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